susie q. z.

Daughter #1 was trying on her sunglasses. She asked her dad, "Will these fit you?" He said, "No". She said, "Thats because you are too big!". She then asked me, "Will these fit you?" I said , "no". She said, "Thats because you are too medium-sized!"

When I got my daughter up from her nap, she said, "The squirrels made (her cousin's) dogs stinky." I asked her what she meant and she replied, "The squirrels poo-pooed and pee-peed on (cousin's) dogs and made them stinky".
Interpret that.

The Rock and Roll Chicken Alarm clock sings

W-O-W-W-W, Y-E-A-H, HEY BABY WAKE UP, COME AND DANCE WITH M-E-E-E W-O-W-W-W, Y-E-A-H, HEY BABY WAKE UP, COME AND DANCE WITH M-E-E-E..... W-O-W-W-W, Y-E-A-H, HEY BABY WAKE UP, COME AND DANCE WITH M-E-E-E.....W-O-W-W-W, Y-E-A-H, HEY BABY WAKE UP, COME AND DANCE WITH M-E-E-E..... W-O-W-W-W, Y-E-A-H, HEY BABY WAKE UP, COME AND DANCE WITH M-E-E-E.....W-O-W-W-W, Y-E-A-H, HEY BABY WAKE UP, COME AND DANCE WITH M-E-E-E.....W-O-W-W-W, Y-E-A-H, HEY BABY WAKE UP, COME AND DANCE WITH M-E-E-E.....W-O-W-W-W, Y-E-A-H, HEY BABY WAKE UP, COME AND DANCE WITH M-E-E-E..... W-O-W-W-W, Y-E-A-H, HEY BABY WAKE UP, COME AND DANCE WITH M-E-E-E

until I press the snooze button.

As my baby eats her corn, I do not greive the loss of the small yellow buds. We will meet again tonight.